Posts Categorized: April Fools
Breaking News!
Lawyer warning devices now required on all U.S. ambulances.
It's about damned time. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times, "Won't someone think of the poor lawyers?"
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For All You EMTs and Firefighters…
...wait until a co-worker takes off his or her boots today, and settles down for a long, soothing siesta. Then:1. Stealthily retrieve said boots and remove the insoles.2. Liberally coat the insoles with KY jelly.3. Place the insoles (in a plastic bag) in…
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Small Victory
Just a short note, since we're in danger of being overrun by the sniffling malingerer brigade sick people here at PGHNSTRACH...Remember the paramedic textbook I was asked to review, the one that had all the PSH and misinformation about firearms in it?Wel…
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Oh Yeah? Well, F**k You!
Created by OnePlusYou - Free Online DatingYou will be happy to know that during my lecture today, nary a profane word escaped my lips.Okay, well maybe one.Or two.But they were only little ones.I swear.
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New Broadband Service From Google
For those of you suffering with dialup and looking for a better alternative:
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A Cautionary Tale
We now break from our regularly scheduled snark and quasi-humor to bring you this valuable Public Service Announcement. Bob at The Eagle's Nest tells us a personal tale of his disquieting glimpse of his own mortality - the frightening specter of The Big …
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The King of Denial
***updated, stupid Blogger font glitch fixed***"I don't need to be here. I wouldn't be here at all if she hadn't made me."He's short, stocky and just a little belligerent. The kind of belligerence that hides fear. He wouldn't have let his wife browbeat h…
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Doing the Honorable Thing…
and regaining some of the respect of this gun owner.Jim Zumbo writes an open letter to Congress. Go here to read it.Hat tip to Quidni Pro Quo.
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Reason #78 I'm a Twisted Bastard
Laid Back Male Nurse: Is that the urine on Bed Four?Ambulance Driver: Yep.LBMN: Doc wants a urine glucose on her.AD: Okay. (dips finger in cup and licks it) Pretty sweet. I'd definitely say she's got the osmotic diuresis going on.Thin Anemic Nurse: (Sp…
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Things I'm Good At:
1. Patient rapport. I just know how to talk to people. I can't explain how or why, but I just instinctively know the right tack to take with people. My speech patterns and demeanor change with every patient. I can keep it real with a thug from the block…
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The Grand Exalted Poobah of the Malevolent Order of Arrogant Pricks
For those of you who don't follow the gun blogs, you may not know this guy:Allow me to introduce you to Christian Trejbal, Asshole Extraordinaire. Mr. Trejbal is a columnist for the Roanoke Times who apparently had no personal qualms about printing the n…
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