Posts Categorized: Crazy Calls
Damn it, Jim!
Starting a story with a misquotation is likely a serious faux pas, but alas, I did it. Get over it.
We were called to Jim's house by a 3rd party. Actually a fourth party. Jim had missed a lot of work so his boss called his next of kin--and estranged …
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Booze in the Nose.
of "alcohol on her breath". I've started a lot of charts like this. Seen PD run reports that said the same. I've seen it testified to in court.... And it is pretty interesting, in part because you can't smell alcohol. Sure, you can smell booze--the oth…
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Lost in Translation
We picked up a young Hispanic couple this evening along with their 5 children. I can only presume they were their children, as they did not speak a lick of English. I tried and tried but no one responded to my pleads in English or my piss poor attempt at Spanish.
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