Posts Categorized: Humor
Overheard On The Bolance
At 0330, in a romantically lit bedroom somewhere in Louisiana:
Woman: "We were having sex, and all of a sudden, he screamed."
AD: "And?"
Man: "And then blood spurted everywhere."
Woman: "It ain't comi…
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Hilarious Video: Firefighter vs Police Officer vs Structure Fire
Here is some humor for you...perfect timing since I have been posting serious stuff recently.
Enjoy... A funny skit about a police officer showing up first at a structure fire.
Warning: Language...and no offense intended towards America's Finest. Just the Bravest having some fun...
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A New Disease
Fred Sanford Syndrome: clinical disorder characterized by the life-threatening complaints in the absence of any objective clinical findings. Sufferers of Fred Sanford Syndrome (FSS) usually present with chest pain, often accompani…
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Part II – The Best of Fire & EMS Motivational and Demotivational Posters
These are motivational and/or demotivational posters about our profession(s) of Fire & EMS. Some of them are funny, some are sexy, some are serious.
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Best of the Rest – Fires, Stair Climbs, Training, Best of 2011, a Huge FAIL and Much More
Check out a brand new column on FireCritic.com "Best of the Rest". This column features plenty of other content from around the blog world and elsewhere! If you have something to share let me know!
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2011 Year in Review – The Best of The Fire Critic for 2011
I am blessed. I never thought for a minute that FireCritic.com would rise to the status it has. I never estimated the network, reach, and friends I would make along the way. I also have never, and will never take a second of it for granted. I have made the greatest attempt to answer every email, twitter message, facebook message, text, and phone call. Some of you have even received an email from me months after correspondence. This is because I lost it in the shuffle but didn't want to forget about it after seeing it again.
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Little Life Lessons
I've been teaching EMT's for years, and let me tell you, there's nothing so satisfying as that look of discovery on a student's face when the light bulb finally comes on. Instructors live for such moments.
The Borg has partnered …
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Holiday Message From The Real Fire Critic. My True Identity Revealed
I am about to drop a bomb on the fire service. You have heard a lot of back and forth and most of it has been coming from Dave Statter. I have attempted to put a spin on everything he comes up with in order to keep my identity a secret.
As you watch the video below, you will learn the true identity of The Fire Critic.
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The Real Dave Statter Exposed. Including Photos he had Faked to Show Himself as a Firefighter
The REAL Dave Statter exposed, including shocking images Dave had professionally photoshopped to show himself as a real firefighter. These images were hacked off of his laptop before he could use them to impersonate a real firefighter.
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Let’s Set the Record Straight…I am a Firefighter. Dave Statter Wishes he was Me!
What is also very amusing is that all of these firefighters believe Dave Statter. Dave was never a firefighter. He claims he was, but I assure you he was not. He might have been a member of a department for a couple of hours, but then decided just to report on it. Dave is a reporter...hell, that isn't even true anymore. They fired him. It is unfortunate, and Dave doesn't like to talk about it.
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Bwahahahaha!
Sent to me by a reader, an EMS dispatcher from New Jersey:
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Fellow Borg Drones, I Feel Your Pain
In my city, when you're dispatched to the parish juvenile detention center, our GPS mapping software leads you to Chuck E. Cheese*.
True story.
* I'd say "directly to Chuck E. Cheese," but I don't think our route instructions…
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For You EMS Types…
... there's a new post up on EMS1.com.
Top Ten Signs Your Dispatcher Hates You.
Enjoy!
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Occupy Air Medical Transport*
Now there's a movement I could get behind!
* Not an actual movement. Photo posed for humorous purposes only. Don't get excited, Dr. Bledsoe. ;)
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Willie’s Uvula Almost Sends Him to the Hospital
My next move was the google machine. I googled "the hanging thing in the back of your throat". Apparently it is called a uvula. It sounds like part of the female anatomy...which wouldn't be out of place on Willie who right then was acting like a little girl!
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Deer Crunching 101
What is it with Blogorado and hitting deer?
I killed the biggest deer of my life at Blogorado 2009, took him down at a dead run with a 318 Dakota. FarmGirl hits an elk with her Crown Victoria earlier in the year, leading to the construction of the B…
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IronFiremen.com’s Captain Willie Wines Jr. Makes it Big in Hollywood
I am not sure if you have seen it yet, but our very own beloved "Cowboy Captain", Willie Wines Jr., has made it big in Hollywood! Ok, to be honest it is a commercial filmed in Tijuana...but that doesn't matter. The other thing is that even though they had makeup and costume crews on set, Captain Wines didn't need it. He came to the set all ready to go! He even gets his own line in the commercial! Apparently the technology and web tutoring I have been giving him is paying off! They even used his own cowboy hat...apparently the one they got for him was only a 55 gallon hat, Willies clearly holds more than that!
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Capnography or Cat Pornography? Fail at the Conrad Murray Murder Trial of Michael Jackson
Check out this image that captures a closed caption fail during the Conrad Murray murder trial of Michael Jackson. When a Paramedic was on the stand being questioned, the discussion turned to capnography which is the monitoring of the concentration or partial pressure of carbon dioxide (CO2) in the respiratory gases - wikipedia...I assure you it has nothing to do with "cat pornography". Hilarious!
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Firehouse Prank involving Gun? NOT A GOOD IDEA
I cannot believe this video is still online. I am sure it will be gone soon so watch it now if you want to see what a bad idea this is. I imagine we will be reading about former firefighters very soon.
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Video: Hilarious…”Where is the little girl?”
This almost appears to be a commercial, but I don't know what for...maybe starbucks.
It doesn't really matter, it is funny as hell.
This is especially for my friends in blue...you know, the Finest...if I have any friends in blue that is.
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For You EMS Types…
... there's a new Top Ten List on EMS1.com.
Top Ten Most Commonly Misinterpreted EMS Abbreviations.
Enjoy!
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FRI Wrapup – A Great Time in Atlanta
By now you should have figured out that I had a blast at Fire Rescue International 2011. Willie Wines Jr. and Jeff Harkey enjoyed the trip with me this year and we accomplished a lot. We got to hang out with a ton of people, some new friends, and some we have known for a while. We had a lot of laughs, had some time to reflect, and were able to continue telling people about Daily911Deals.com.
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Dave Statter or Rhett Fleitz…You be the Judge
Maybe you have been reading that rag of a news blog called Statter911.com. Dave claims that not only am I not a firefighter, but that I don't exist. I admit, it is quite humorous. Moreso, it is flattering that he will spend so much time increasing traffic on his site by running my name as much as possible. He has put together two very well edited yet fairly corny videos he taped when he passed through Roanoke on the way to FRI.
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It’s Almost, Like, I’m An Apache Or Something…
Bringing a patient to the ED just now, I noticed a trail of detritus and blood drops leading out the doors to the ambulance bay. Out of curiosity, I followed the blood drops and bloody footprints back to a room. In the hallway just outside the room, ther…
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I LOL’ed
Joe Packowski on how EMS providers view each other.
Chuck Norris would be the perfect medical director, too.
Evidence-based medicine? Pshaw.
Chuck Norris decides what is evidence, and science follows suit, baby.
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